But she has mastered the first most vital of life's lessons.
Pointy Bits
This is a valuable lesson and one that must be learnt early and it goes like this:
Cats have pointy bits.
Puppies are not allowed to eat out of cat bowls - cats reinforce this rule with pointy bits.
Cats are allowed to eat out of puppy bowls - cats reinforce this rule with pointy bits.
When cats are tired they sleep on puppy beds - cats reinforce this rule with pointy bits.
If puppies are already attempting to take a nap on puppy beds and a cat decides it wants a quick lie down, puppies must move - cats reinforce this rule with pointy bits.
Puppies are not to chase cats - cats reinforce this rule with pointy bits.
Puppies are not allowed to sit on laps, these are cat places - cats reinforce this rule with pointy bits.
And then to add to her education, poor puppy discovered that chickens have pointy bits too:
Chickens have pointy bits even when you sneak up behind them.
Chickens have pointy bits even when you stick your nose through the fencing at them.
Chickens have pointy bits even when they are a plucking just short of a grilling on the BBQ.
2 comments:
Very funny.
Where it you get the puppy from? What type is he/she?
Sue
She is another border collie, from a local-(ish) farm. From working stock so we'll soon see how bright she is.
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