We went to the sales yesterday.
Considering how rotten I was feeling and how much my psyche was begging for some retail therapy to ease it, I managed to stay strong and resist all the bargain clothes reductions - I didn't even buy a pair of pretend suede ankle boots in soft beige with big buckles and stocky cowboy stack heels that I found in the sales reduced to 12€. That's how strong I am!
Phew - wipe the sweat of resistance from my brow, and then shamefully admit:
"My name is Monika and I am a bargain basement material-aholic"
Having taken Thea around all the trendy young thing shops - (so no temptations there at all for me), we also trawled a couple of the larger supermarket for their sale bargains.
I must clarify (and digress) - I love the French way of handling sales.
There are only 2 sales periods in a year, one in February and one in July. All the rest of the year you get the odd promotion, but not a real sale with knockdown prices and bargain bins of tat. Nor do you get that very UK things of non-seasonal items reduced all year round, so for instance, you can't buy your next years Christmas decorations in the New Year sales, because there aren't any, and by February when the sales are on, no Christmas things are to be seen. You have to buy Christmas decorations and cards etc before December 24th, and you may find things on 3 for 2 promotions or buy one get one half price then and only then.
This comes as a very real culture shock having spent the last few years in the UK getting used to being able to buy anything at any time and usually reduced.
You can't buy a swimming costume in France in the winter unless you go to a specialist sports provision shop. Fashion swimsuits and bikinis arrive in the shops in May, and are all gone by August, if you miss them, you have to wait till next year. Even the home order catalogues are seasonal.
I was struck by this after flicking through the summer La Redoute catalogue the other day. I saw a couple of things that looked quite nice and so when I got home I went online to see if I could get a bigger picture of it to try to copy it (see no buying new clothes - just plagarism instead). But I made the mistake of looking on the English version of the site and found all sorts of things including thick tights, winter boots, and mittens. On the French site - only beach cover-ups and swimwear - nothing 'wintery' at all. Very strange how different the stock levels of the UK/non UK catalogues are. In fact the two catalogues bear no resemblance to each other.
Anyhoooo - back on topic.
We went around the supermarket sales, and in one of the dark and dusty corners I found a cardboard bin of opened and ex-display bed linens.
Now I actually think I was quite restrained.
Material is very expensive to buy, as are bed linens, but I managed to hold back from throwing the contents of the bin into Brendan's arms and running off cackling manically for the tills. I actually sorted through the sheets and duvet covers and just bought those that fitted and the colours I needed for lining materials - and at 2 € a double bed fitted sheet they were real bargains.
I also bought a lovely voile tab top curtain for 2€, which I naively offered to Thea for a wall hanging, then when I got it home I squirreled it away into my studio instead to use as a door curtain to keep the flies out.
All that was required was a quick hem to shorten it, then a couple of hooks and a bamboo cane stolen from the garden to suspend it.
Job done.
And just because Thea insists that I am biased towards Ferguson (well he is the most beautiful kitten in the world) here is a quick photo of Pond in the clover.
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Sunday, July 4, 2010
Friday, July 2, 2010
Bag lady chic.....
OK it's a fair cop - I do have more in my wardrobe than the same 10 pieces that I am alternating with on a daily basis.
Yet I feel that all I do is stitch up hems and darn yet more holes.
I know that the answer does not lie in a shopping mall yet somehow I think that my self inflicted new clothes ban is to blame for this vague itch of disgruntlement. But how have I arrived at a situation in my life when I think that the answer to a general rumble of dissatisfaction lies in the purchase of some new clothes. I know consumerism is the panacea for the 20th century but for some reason I thought I was inured from it.
Just last week Brendan, courtesy of my mother's recent forays into the charity shops and car boot sales in her town left me with two shirts and a pair of trousers that are like new, so why am I hankering for poorly lit, dreadfully musak-ed stores full of lollipop headed sales assistants (that always make me feel so self conscious when shuffling through the racks looking for something in a size larger then Belsen). I don't even like the majority of the clothes, nor am I keen on the conditions in which they were created but so suckered in am I that I am yearning for a plastic tagged label to remove.
This morning found me yet again setting aside a pair of denim 3/4 length trousers to repair for the umpteenth time, alongside a particulary unflattering example of pyjama nightmare where the hem is steadily unravelling in a slow attempt by the article in question to hide its shame and seek relegation to the rag bin, but no, off I go to sew it back together again. But why? It is so hideous I daren't photograph it for fear of cracking the lens yet I know it will find its way back into the top of my wardrobe and I will be sleeping in it again before the week is out. And its not like I don't have any other night wear.
Why am I so incapable of throwing away these poor excuses for clothing in favour of the other items lurking in the depths of the wardrobe? Do I really feel that the face that I want to show the world has much in common with a bag lady?
For some reason I have managed to squirrel away all my nice clothes on hangers and have let the dross rise to the surface time and time again to the point where I am intimately acquainted with about one tenth of my wardrobe and the rest is a mystery. Trinny and Susannah where are you when I need you most?
I am going to gird my nettle and strengthen my loins and I vow to take a day next week and empty the contents of my wardrobe and swap everything at the back for everything at the front, rag everything that has been patched up at least 5 times, everything that is stained, everything that is stretched beyond recognition and everything that looks as though it has been used for mouse bedding.
In the meantime, I'll just go and sew another patch on my grotty grey t-shirt that I use for gardening, and ignore the fact that my black tracksuit trousers that I normally wear for work are now fetchingly spattered with some of the lovely purple paint from the bedroom wall.
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